Author Archives: Adam Schwartz-lowe

Trail Series Results Updated

Check out the latest trail series results. Up to the date after the Fall Superior Races.

Mt Rushmore

Gnarly Bandit: A Monumental Undertaking

The little girl in the pretty flowered dress smiled and looked at the quarter resting in the palm of her diminutive hand as if it were a winning lottery ticket. She squeezed it tight and climbed carefully up on the riser that stood in front of the pay-per-view binoculars attached to the railing. Raising up on her tiptoes, she could just… barely… bring her eyes Read More →

UMTR Ultra Series – Sweaty, Sweaty Summer Racing Edition

Good afternoon! We had a mighty warm day at the Voyageur, and I hear that Marquette is looking toasty for those of you headed to the UP. I can only imagine that Lean Horse is likely to be a continuation on the scorching race season, so hit those fluids hard (I also recommend Freeze Pops highly. They may have saved my bacon at Voyageur!) As Read More →

Year End Banquet

Save the date…..Saturday, November 14th. That is the date for our annual UMTR banquet. If you are a member it is FREE!!!! Yummy potluck food, an awesome gear swap table to give/take new/slightly used gear, awards, awesome speakers, door prizes, a morning fat ass run and much, much more. We will post more details as they come to fruition. Reminder: Memberships run from Jan 1-Dec Read More →

Voyageur 2015

Tons of fun was had at the UMTR’s Beck Road aid station yesterday at Voyageur 50 mile in Carlton, MN. Feel free to tag as you see fit. A special thanks to Adam Schwartz-Lowe for coordinating the AS. Sorry we weren’t able to get everyone in the picture, but the fun and the aid provided the runners was so appreciated! And, yes, we had much Read More →

UMTR Fatass

A couple of weeks ago UMTR hosted a fatass run in Jay Cooke State Park. 10 of us showed up for a nice run of about 10 miles (a few went longer). We had some good snacks afterwards too. Look for another one in the fall, and let us know if you’d like to host one.

New Member Benefit – Eagle Trace Wellness Center

We are pleased to partner with chiropractor Dr. Jarad Davis at Eagle Trace Sport and Spine to offer UMTR members a discount on his services, including Active Release Techniques (ART).   UMTR members will receive 50% off for a first visit then 20% off on future treatment. Please present your membership card to avail of the discount. Eagle Trace Wellness Center 12002 County Rd. 11 Burnsville, MN 55337 P: 952-808-2922

June Fat Ass at Jay Cooke State Park

Have you always wanted to explore some of the trails of Jay Cooke state park? Come join UMTR for a Fat Ass fun run on June 27th at 9AM at the Jay Cooke visitors center. Run options of several lengths will be available and there might even be munchies afterward too!

3rd Episode of UMTR Podcast

John Focke has finished up the third edition of the UMTR Podcast. This one features Joel Button and Jason Kask.  

Gnarly Bandit: Searching for the King of Cool

The Gnarly Bandit considered the curious amalgam of rough-necks, goons and thieves that passed for clientele in this well-aged watering hole. Back home, they would have been at each other’s throats. Here, they conducted themselves as gentlemen; like siblings home for Christmas, quelling their differences, if only to smile simultaneously (and momentarily) for the family picture. It was a détente the patrons accepted for Bandit-Con, Read More →